What does my future hold?

Dear Alex,

I’m an Aries on the cusp with Mars in my fourth ascendant house.  What does my future hold?

Dear Arien,

In your future I see a strange woman who will bar your way, you must give her something of value to pass her bridge. Your lucky numbers are 2 and 7, avoid The Color Purple, it was a crap film.  

You should have exciting news from a friend you haven’t seen for a while on Tuesday or Wednesday next week or sometime in the next four years.